Life asked death..."Why do people love me, and hate you?"...Death replied..."Because you are a beautiful lie...and I...am a painful truth"............(Hometown - Gary, Indiana)
kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

trebled-negrita-princess:

sign-of-innocence:

see-kevin:

World History in a nutshell. 

This is literally the best fucking metaphor for World History and you cannot tell me otherwise.

:O LMAOOOOOO

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langleav:

Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav now available for Kindle! Paperback also available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble + The Book Depository for free worldwide shipping.

langleav:

Love & Misadventure by Lang Leav now available for Kindle! Paperback also available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble + The Book Depository for free worldwide shipping.

onlylolgifs:

Bug workout

onlylolgifs:

Bug workout

rosalarian:

senilesnake:

thinksquad:

Cops have been put on notice: Let the cameras roll.

Camera-shy cops across the city were reminded they can’t legally take action to stop someone from filming them while they’re on the beat, the Daily News has learned. The refresher was provided in a memo the chief of department’s office distributed to all police commands Wednesday.

“Members of the public are legally allowed to record police interactions,” the memo states. “Intentional interference such as blocking or obstructing cameras or ordering the person to cease constitutes censorship and also violates the First Amendment.”

Cops can take action if videographers and shutterbugs “interfere with police operations,” the memo notes.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nypd-cops-told-memo-filmed-article-1.1898379

spread this like wildfire

when you see abuse, take out your phone and film that shit. 

Post it on youtube, send it to the news, let the whole world hear about it.

You don’t have to be any kind of official journalist. Anyone can do this. Never let them tell you differently.

mymiscellaneousworld:

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mymiscellaneousworld:

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goddesscru:

screengeniuz:

loveistheessenceoflife:

babycakesbriauna:

amuzed1:

kyssthis16:

glam-alien:

i’m sorry but lmaooo

AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

*singing*

I love black twitter 😂😂😂
nikkisshadetree loveniaimani loveistheessenceoflife pearlouslyclosetotheedge screengeniuz
Hahaha

Pahahahahahahahahaha!!!



CNN really needs to stop trolling, lol.

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screengeniuz:

loveistheessenceoflife:

babycakesbriauna:

amuzed1:

kyssthis16:

glam-alien:

i’m sorry but lmaooo

AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

*singing*

I love black twitter 😂😂😂
nikkisshadetree loveniaimani loveistheessenceoflife pearlouslyclosetotheedge screengeniuz

Hahaha

Pahahahahahahahahaha!!!

CNN really needs to stop trolling, lol.

fakestan:

me: *speaking to my child* you can do any career you want its completely up to you

my child: i wanna be a police officer

me: no bitch pick another one

afro-orgasm:

24 years later and the question still remains. Fellas, Sharane or Sidney?

Anonymous asked: “Hi, Just saw the last ask about riding, so I figured I'd ask one I've had for a while about riding too. My bf likes it when I'm on top but he's my first and I have no idea what to even do when I'm on top. I tried looking at gifs to get the motion down but I feel like I'm doing it all wrong and I feel very silly. Is it supposed to be a bouncing thing? or something else? Sorry if this is a really ridiculous question.”

afro-orgasm:

I can’t stress enough that there isn’t an official way to ride a dick. It’s not ‘supposed’ to resemble any specific motion.

Cowgirl comes in many flavors.

Yes it can be a bouncing thing. But even that comes in variation. You can bounce with your head up, rolling your hips and lowerback into a rhythm.

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Or you can bounce head down with your back stiffer.

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You can bounce like a ball, fast and full of energy, with your body upright.

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Or bounce slower, body bent over close to your partner.

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Or you don’t have to bounce at all. You can thrust into him back and forth, smooth and steady.

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Or thrust side to side.

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Or go up and under.

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Or thrust into him hard and rough.

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Sometimes you don’t even have to move at all. Just sit there and let HIM thrust into you.

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It’s a bit like dancing. There might be some general things to keep in mind but there are no official rules. Teaching someone to dance is often more about teaching them to have confidence in their movements and ‘go with the flow’ without worrying about if it’s ‘right’.

While I use images to show some differences in the way it looks, don’t think that you have to look identical to any of them. Porn depicts sex but it also exaggerates a lot of elements to be visually arousing, even if it might not actually be all that pleasurable. It’s all about finding a rhythm with your partner.

When you are riding your man and it feels good to you, and feels good to him, and the sexual chemistry is there, that’s all that matters. Even if it ultimately looks something like this.

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afro-orgasm:

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